{"product_id":"d-o-g-e-patch-hat-richardson-112","title":"D.O.G.E. Patch Hat - Richardson 112","description":"\u003cp data-end=\"312\" data-start=\"69\"\u003eForget crypto—this \u003cstrong data-end=\"98\" data-start=\"88\"\u003e\"DOGE\"\u003c\/strong\u003e patch hat is all about calling out big government inefficiency with a side of humor. Whether you're fed up with bureaucracy, tired of wasted tax dollars, or just love a good political joke, this hat says it all.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"655\" data-start=\"314\"\u003e🔥 \u003cstrong data-end=\"343\" data-start=\"317\"\u003eWhy You NEED This Hat:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-end=\"346\" data-start=\"343\"\u003e✅ \u003cstrong data-end=\"378\" data-start=\"348\"\u003eBold \u0026amp; Hilarious Statement\u003c\/strong\u003e – Perfect for sparking laughs (and maybe some debates).\u003cbr data-end=\"437\" data-start=\"434\"\u003e✅ \u003cstrong data-end=\"464\" data-start=\"439\"\u003ePremium Quality \u0026amp; Fit\u003c\/strong\u003e – Comfortable enough for rallies, barbecues, or heated family dinners.\u003cbr data-end=\"538\" data-start=\"535\"\u003e✅ \u003cstrong data-end=\"572\" data-start=\"540\"\u003eInstant Conversation Starter\u003c\/strong\u003e – Warning: May trigger unsolicited opinions and awkward silence at Thanksgiving.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-is-only-node=\"\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-end=\"778\" data-start=\"657\"\u003eWear it proudly, speak your mind, and let the truth bark for itself. 🐾🇺🇸\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-is-only-node=\"\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-end=\"1163\" data-start=\"1055\"\u003eHat Color: Black \/ White\u003cbr\u003ePatch: Topaz\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you would like this design with a different hat or patch color, order here:\u003cbr\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/horizonhatco.com\/products\/richardson-112-patch-hat\" title=\"Custom Patch Hat - Richardson 112\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eCustom Patch Hat - Richardson 112\u003c\/a\u003e and specify \"DOGE\" instead of uploading a file.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Horizon Hat Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53001286517058,"sku":"sku-44159206096940","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1008\/0118\/4066\/files\/Photoroom_20250902_014727.jpg?v=1777814627","url":"https:\/\/novasupply0316.myshopify.com\/products\/d-o-g-e-patch-hat-richardson-112","provider":"NovaSupply","version":"1.0","type":"link"}